Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
cutie-hanji-zoe:

brberry:

he came and he conquered

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

sly blue 4 lucy aka erogaaki

f1nnick:

gagallifrey:

katyhudsson:

mermaidhotel:

undeadthug:

secret-deluxe:

me:

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arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come

that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.

Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

vinebox:

Not your typical gang

mlktea:

salemkittie:

neneleakesyournudes:

imjoselinehernandezbaby:

thatdopeblasianchyna:

Amiyah Scott

Looks

amiyah’s beauty is so fucking unreal like she makes me want to do better and give up at the same time

what the fuck her mouth her lips she’s sublime

WOW!!! What a FREAKIN GODDESS!!

mlktea:

salemkittie:

neneleakesyournudes:

imjoselinehernandezbaby:

thatdopeblasianchyna:

Amiyah Scott

Looks

amiyah’s beauty is so fucking unreal like she makes me want to do better and give up at the same time

what the fuck her mouth her lips she’s sublime

WOW!!! What a FREAKIN GODDESS!!

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people