toyota:

lameborghini:

what is the “slay her drag her read her who is she” thing from

the bible

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

wingsofawinchester:

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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[AVENUE Q FANDOM JUMPS OUT OF A BUSH WITH AN ARMFUL OF PUPPETS] 

animauxing:

may nook man have mercy on my weak human soul

animauxing:

may nook man have mercy on my weak human soul

syblatortue:

Aaand done with the spring trolls, and this little serie~

unfriendlyblackandhot:

when i was a kid I thought the dark in ‘tall dark and handsome’ meant dark skin and I was always confused when people would use the phrase to describe whitey mcwhiterson 

dw:

all I wanted was to strap her in and give her the surgery